Most of the work I've done has been delivered via professional services. If you want to engage my services, here's how.
Send me a note introducing yourself & describing the problem you're trying to solve.
If there's an easy way for you to resolve the issue yourself, I'll tell you. There's no upside for either of us if I play games.
Otherwise, we'll chat about how to approach the problem, my remote-hands method & fees, execute a no-nonsense agreement and then get to work. It's incredibly uncomplicated.